Top 15 sports clearly on the left

Are you a huge left-handed person and your child wants to start a new sport at the beginning of the next school year? Or do you want to ultimately control your life by starting a new activity yourself? If you want to continue to be respected as a true left-handed person, exclude right-handed sports such as horseback riding and tennis (retrovade) from the possibilities.

A short guide to sports that are objectively left-wing (proven by science).

1. Slack line

Already you certainly don’t know what it is: obviously a left-wing marker, because it’s not a known sport, not a sport that enriches you.

On top of that, it’s a very simple sport (at least in appearance) and requires a rope and a very stupid person who isn’t afraid of death. Yes, slacklining is a balanced sport, so put the rope on one end of something (trees, building roofs, cliffs, Grand Canyon, etc.) and move from one end to the other. In short, only big babies do it.

2. Basketball

Like soccer, basketball is a major developmental sport in the most popular areas of the United States. At the same time, it doesn’t take long to play and you can access the land from anywhere. For example, unlike skis that require you to spend 3 SMICs on a 3-day slide, or skis that always blow your face.

In short, if you want to play basketball and you are left-handed, we won’t blame you.

3. Yoga

Forget that you have to work on your breath, reconnect with yourself and pay the rent at the end of the month. After all, it’s really bohemian. Yoga is not only in this top, but also deserves to be in the top 3 (that’s why we’re in the 3). Besides, you’re going to fill me with yoga accessories.

4. Bike

So, laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Another example: On Sunday morning, all my friends on the right will enjoy a brunch in Paris for 40 euros (yes, I have some), but because I’m biking with the shepherd German Shepherd. ,You can not use it. You understand, there are many examples, cycling is definitely more than a sport, it’s a way of life.

5. Boxing

Do you really think a right-wing guy who wants to break into finance will endanger his beautiful face full of UV and whitened teeth in a boxing match? Well, no. As with all sports, the people drawn around great boxers are often right-handed, but boxers with giant potatoes on their faces are people in very poor areas. I promise it’s definitely the sport on the left, you really have to resent life to agree to kick your ass and become rich and famous (and) The people on the left often resent life).

6. Bodybuilding, more specifically street workout

You might think that bodybuilding is just a sport for superficial people who want to have a beautiful summer body, and that’s not entirely wrong. But with the cheapest gym subscriptions costing $ 10 a month and plenty of street workout facilities, you can’t help but think that bodybuilding still has a beautiful work soul.

In addition, it will give you street credit. “And unless I’m wrong, you don’t need it when you live in Versailles or Vegine.

7. Rugby

It’s a slightly divergent sport, so if you want to be considered a left-wing man / woman, it’s safer to choose a circus instead.

Rugby is a sport that breathes, sweats, runsny nose, and spits in the southwest. The people who practice it and see it are often men / women who turn only to good binuses and know little about anything but the bar. But others would say that rugby is also a rather “backward” big macho sport and hasn’t woken up very much. It all depends on which category you fall into, but you can practice / watch this sport a priori while respecting yourself as a leftist.

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8. Soccer

Soccer is a sport in the neighborhood of the poor working class, and we know that the people on the left are by definition poor, or at least sympathetic to the poor, so we can stop explaining here.

But we will continue to develop a little more. Soccer is a collective sport that shares effort and emotions with teammates, and that sharing is also left-handed. Well, I’ve had so much money in football for several years that I would like to recognize that I’m increasingly skeptical of the sport’s left-handedness, especially when I see Sarco as an avid supporter of PSG. increase. He ruined it.

9. Petanque

With a beautiful product from the southeast, you may initially think that this sport is practiced by an old man breastfed in Pastis (and there is a bit of truth). But it is a sport that is increasingly conquered by pain, especially the pain of Paris playing petanque at Butt Chaumont. Petanque is a cheerful, shared, and cheap apéritif sport that will eventually make you a little more professional.

10. Climbing

Like slacklining, rock climbing is clearly a sport practiced by people who are not afraid to die, probably because they don’t have life insurance. On top of that, learning to climb a wall is a very good technique for escaping the police. I strongly recommend it.

11. Athletics

A sport that just runs fast or jumps high. There is no real need for equipment and it does not limit the need for infrastructure. The simplicity of the level is not bad yet. What’s more, if you break into athletics, you’re almost certain to remain poor and unknown unless you’re Usain Bolt (say me the high jump athlete world champion? Yes, that’s it. It’s not what I thought), it doesn’t interest the people on the right.

12. Darts

Outstanding Bar Cooper sports bar. To play darts correctly, you need to have a small belly, speak loudly, spill a little beer when drinking, and vote for Roussel in the first round of the election. Now you know everything.

13. Circus

The circus is not only a “sport” but also a troubadour art. At the end of 15 years of practice, the show will be intermittent or animate the birthday of the little bourges on the right. After all, it’s a bright future, but at least it’s a sport that respects itself as a baby sport.

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14. Capoeira

I practice capoeira because I practice “Afro-Brazilian martial arts with roots in the fighting skills of Africans in the Brazilian slavery era.” There is no need to say any more to discover “distant culture” and understand that it is a left-handed sport of “opening up” and “getting out of everyday life as an executive in Paris”.

15. Hiking

Take a long walk in the mountains to regain connection with nature and remember what the cow is. After that, it is essential to at least pretend to defend the rights of small producers. If you want to be a true left, obviously start into it, otherwise it will fail.

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